ustabilitet:

til drengene: sådan her skal min røv se ud (eller rødere) efter du har knaldet mig

Preach it gurl! (krydser lige fingre for at S kan komme herud i morgen så det sker)

ustabilitet:

til drengene: sådan her skal min røv se ud (eller rødere) efter du har knaldet mig

Preach it gurl! 
(krydser lige fingre for at S kan komme herud i morgen så det sker)

(via tusind-tabte-dromme)


dailyjamiebower:

“When I was growing up I never really had someone I could look up to who spoke honestly. There’s so much fucking bullshit in the world. People are trying to project this wholesome and squeaky-clean image, and it’s fucking nonsense. I’d rather be honest. Maybe I’m not going to get any Disney movies, but I’d rather be that way.”

(via liberty-mushroom)


gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH


Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

(via johanneenglund)


tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

(via theeudaimoniac)


I like my hair messy. My love wild. And my sex aggressive. But I’m still a sensitive woman, just with passion.
Sade Harrison (via wildsultrys0ul)

(via annekiibpip)



ladydeadpoooool:

dead-poolanon:

ladydeadpoooool:

allyson-wonderlnd:

What I love about Deadpool is that he’s got 2 attractive woman on his side and he’s more excited about Waldo. I love accurate cosplay.

How is that accurate tho?

Its accurate as in short attention span, acting out in spontaneity…..

I know xD I read it wrong. My bad.


(via picture-sex)






queenbae-x:

my summer body is 10/10 ✌️

queenbae-x:

my summer body is 10/10 ✌️

(via we-should-fuck-now-that-i)


ulige:

x

ulige:

x

(via leadantoft)


a-basement-in-gotham:

Can’t wait to get on my strange addiction. :P

a-basement-in-gotham:

Can’t wait to get on my strange addiction. :P